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Old 03-31-2016, 03:35 PM   #65
Sliver
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Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube View Post
1. Fold (2-3 sheets at home, 4-6 sheets with crappy one-ply)
2. Behind the back
3. Front to back x2 or 3
4. Back to front x1
5. Repeat as many times as necessary

This is the undisputed best way to wipe. Any other way makes you an animal..

I don't believe anyone who says they stand to wipe, as anyone who did that would clearly not have the capacity to speak, type, or communicate properly either.
To get some crap wiped up against your balls?

Wet wipes all the way. You people are filthy.
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