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OutOfTheCube · 03-31-2016, 02:33 PM

1. Fold (2-3 sheets at home, 4-6 sheets with crappy one-ply)
2. Behind the back
3. Front to back x2 or 3
4. Back to front x1
5. Repeat as many times as necessary

This is the undisputed best way to wipe. Any other way makes you an animal..

I don't believe anyone who says they stand to wipe, as anyone who did that would clearly not have the capacity to speak, type, or communicate properly either.

03-31-2016, 02:33 PM	#64
OutOfTheCube Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Exp:	1. Fold (2-3 sheets at home, 4-6 sheets with crappy one-ply) 2. Behind the back 3. Front to back x2 or 3 4. Back to front x1 5. Repeat as many times as necessary This is the undisputed best way to wipe. Any other way makes you an animal.. I don't believe anyone who says they stand to wipe, as anyone who did that would clearly not have the capacity to speak, type, or communicate properly either.