Batman : Hi, my name is Bruce, and I save Marthas.
Group : Hello, Bruce.
Batman : I used to do other things, but ever since I found out that a buddy of mine has a Mom named Martha, I've pretty much just been Martha saving.
Group Leader : That's ok. That's ok. Marthas need saving, too.
Batman : No, not other people and Marthas. Just Marthas.
Group Leader : Why?
Batman : Well, my mom's name was Martha.
Group : Ooooooohhhh......
Group Leader : (gesturing behind himself) And the helicopter?
Batman : It's a Marthacopter.
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"By Grabthar's hammer ... what a savings."
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