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Old 03-30-2016, 10:26 AM   #117
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Originally Posted by OMG!WTF! View Post
Enough of the hubris about meat eating. Easily as annoying as preachy vegetarians. Your opposable thumb is for using tools. Your dull flat teeth are good for soft, pulpy things not raw meat and hide.
My opposable thumbs are made for weapons, and getting one up on our friends in the animal kingdom, I can also use tools to strip the meat off of the bones.

While everyone enjoys a good salad to cleanse the palate and to make our poop nice and firm My teeth are really good at pulling muscle and sinew apart and chewing them into a delicious bloody pulp that slides into my stomach.


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