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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Born-again vegans are every bit as obnoxious as born-again Christians.
The first rule of veganism is you tell everyone how special you are to be a vegan.
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I had one friend that thought to lecture me on his turn to being a veggie, he'd turned about 6 months before and we were eating dinner and he went into this long diatribe about eating meat and the ethics and the benefits of being a vegetarian.
I ordered the rarest steak I could and ate it without wiping the blood off of my mouth while making mooing sounds.
I mentioned that I could like to have surgery to shorten my arms so I would more closely resemble a T-Rex.
then I asked him if he was going to keep bringing up his veggie religion everytime we go for a meal or drinks. When he basically said that he felt he had to promote ethical eating I told him I was blocking his number and I left.
If you want to make a life style change, make it, if you have trouble with the ethics of eating a cow then don't eat a cow. But don't get on a pulpit and preach it, I don't care.
The opposable thumb has given me the right to tear into flesh and roar in triumph like the Alpha top of the food chain guy that I am.
If I could find a freezer big enough to hold the remains of Big Foot, I'd eat that too.