HA!! I would love to see my wife's reaction to that behemoth as she walked through the door. She would probably die shortly after disemboweling me and feeding my still bleeding remains to the fearsome scale-beast on her kitchen floor.
Imagine the outcry of my tiny town of 1,000 people as I walk my monstrous descendant of Dudley through the streets and past parks. Won't someone think of the children?
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Disregard any and all THANKS I give. I'm a dirty, dirty thanks-whore.
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