Okay, so I bought some Liquid Ass Fart Spray off amazon.ca. It was like $17 or something. If you've never heard of the stuff, you can check it out here:
www.liquidass.com. I heard about it after listening to podcast episode 191 of
99% Invisible from December 2 titled "Worst Smell in the World." I had to smell for myself.
This stuff is marketed as a prank. It's not. It's a GD weapon. I spritzed two little sprays of the stuff yesterday outside and I instantly started violently dry-heaving. A couple of nano-molecules of the mist landed on my hoody and it was instantly contaminated and smelled horrendous. I had to take off all my clothes and wash them, then have a shower. I smelled like absolute shat, ass and death.
Another nano-particle must have got under my fingernail. That smell would make me dry heave, too. AFTER my shower.
Anyway, you should check this stuff out just so you can at least be part of the select few who has experienced what is absolutely the worst smell in the world. Nothing could be worse, I'm certain of it.
Not sure what to do with the rest of my bottle. Seems like a shame to throw it out.