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Originally Posted by TheAlpineOracle
just looks like a used car salesman now
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But it’s an amazing car… it’s a car and truck in one, it has great fuel economy, the rear seats fold down... It also has a bunch of other features I can’t tell you about right now. Also, if you pay extra we can put in a sunroof for you. I’ll even throw in all four tires and a radio because I’m such a great guy. Of course I don’t actually have the car here or even a good picture of it but why don’t I draw it on this napkin for you. Not a great picture I know, but the real one is amazing. You should start making plans for what you’re going to do with all the hot chicks you’re going to get with this car… And it’s all yours for $150,000 but don’t worry, you don’t have to pay for it now, that’s what financing is for. Booyah! I’m awesome! Sign right here.