Crossfit.
Golf, it's a good day of fishing wasted.
Stupid tight flood pants to show off the flamboyant socks.
Justin Timberlake, he was one of the lead singers of the Backstreet Boys for crying out loud, he epitomizes cheesy manufactured McMusic (I think he was even on a MacDonald's commercial fittingly enough).
NBA, bunch of freak-tall guys bouncing a ball and throwing it at a hoop while slapping each other and bragging.
Poker, doing math/concentrating on dumb stuff while while wasting your money, why not just drink and watch sports or something.
Volkswagen's, overpriced and ugly.
Going to Vegas, a-hole tourists all over and your wallet hemorrhaging is not my idea of a good time.
Campgrounds with RV's.
Video games, I don't have time or patience for that crap.
MBA's, instant ticket to being a flakey, blowhard, id-complex a-hole or is it that those dicks self select themselves into the MBA program to begin with (chicken or the egg?).
Contrived wedding photos (brick wall, graffiti in background, `comedic scenes`, in a field blablalbala), I hate these, maybe everyone secretly does though?
Gyms, just buy a squat rack and olympic set and work out at home. The gym should be the last possible alternative for the unfortunate souls that do not have the space for their own stuff.
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