My wife and her sister were the MC's for their sisters wedding at the end of August.
The following joke got the best response of the entire night. People were still commenting on the joke a week later. They also appropriately chose to use their aunt and uncle as the people in the joke as their aunt and uncle are avid golfers.
and here is the joke:
A man (or insert name of man here) staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife (or insert name of wife here), when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"
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