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Old 03-06-2016, 09:32 AM   #1422
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That was wild.

Liverpool are on a decent run of form and must have been thinking:

"What will it take to stop us now?"

Then looking up at the schedule and seeing: Palace at Selhurst.

Yup. That'll do it. Thats as close to 'Guaranteed Loss Night' as it gets in the EPL.

The Palace, losing in 4 in a row must have wondered what they have to do to win a game, then looked at the schedule and saw: Liverpool at home.

The perfect tonic. Guaranteed win.

Then as the match begins and the first half ends 0-0 with Palace having had the better of the chances both sides must have thought things were progressing nicely.

Then Palace go up from an unlikely scorer right after half-time and soon after Liverpool lose Milner to two yellows.

This is unfolding exactly as predicted.

And then Boom! A goalkeeping mistake, an ill-advised double-substitution and the world's softest penalty and Liverpool win!

Whats that? Insane weirdness goes Liverpool's way?

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