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Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC
....I wore a low cut dress to distract the crowd from the fact that I can't speak in public. It went well, actually. I was told a number of times that I looked fantastic.
I can honestly say that when my sister gets married, she's welcome to ask but unless I've had a boob job by then, she'll have to find someone else.
This may not work if you're male, but then again...it may be an even better distraction. Depends entirely on the crowd.
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I'm male so the boob job and dress won't work.
Wow, several posts already. Thanks for the ideas and I look forward to more.