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Old 09-24-2006, 08:52 PM   #28
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank View Post
My favourite line ever was from my best friend Mike at my wedding. He starts out with this gem:

"Being asked to be the emcee of a wedding is a lot like being asked to make love to the Queen Mother...." ....dead silence in the room....... "It's a great honour but you really wish somebody else would do it."

People were crying they were laughing so hard.
I've recently been asked to bestman/MC my brothers wedding in July, thanks for that, that is definitly being used!
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