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Well, time for another February 29th, the day us salary folks work an extra day for free! How's that, you ask? Good question! You see, if you work 28 years on salary, you will on average work through 7 leap years, meaning you work for 28 years + 7 days, 5 of which will be week days. That's 5 extra unpaid work days! I petition that all February 29th's should be holidays, thus fixing this grand injustice.