[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Huntingwhale

I'm not shy to crap at work, believe me. I just find it annoying when people start preaching how they get "paid to crap" like it's some badge of honour. Congratulations. You committed a natural bodily function at the place you work. I guess I get paid to breathe. Paid to chew my finger nails. Paid to do whatever naturally occurring thing human beings do while at work. Pooping at work isn't some phenom.

I have never heard anyone brag about being "paid to poop".