[CaptainCrunch]

Man, the more I watch that show the more I realize how unsuitable I am to playing that type of game.

Personally, when Darnell was crying about how hard his life was and that girl to the left was totally trying to sell it, I would have been

"Shocker man, life is hard, but life is outside of this game, all your pointing out is that if I take you to the end, I'm likely to loose because you'll talk about how crappy your life is and everyone will give you the money.

You lost the googles and screwed us in the challenge, so pledge your allegance to Zod right now and I won't vote for you"

And bearded townie is a moron, and I would want to kill him.

And former NBA player, you had a career points average of 4 points a game and less then one rebound a game as a center and eccouraged kids to take drugs during a TV time out. You're ridiculous.

I swear I'd be in a fight in the first 10 minutes of the show. Do a mic drop in the first tribal council and be home for dinner.