Originally Posted by N-E-B
Oh boy, where do I begin?
-Drake (embarrassment to this country, Hotline Bling is literally the worst song ever written, absolute mindless trash)
-Taylor Swift (congrats, you can play 6 basic chords, and is a massive sellout, and is not that hot)
-Justin Bieber (his new music is worse than his old stuff)
-The Toronto Blue Jays (Start playing games all over the country, then we can talk about you being "Canada's team", go Angels!)
-Connor McDavid (No explanation needed)
-TSN (has become the TMZ of the sporting world and all good talent has left other than McKenzie)
-Tim Horton's (Coffee tastes like water and dirt mixed together and their food is like astronaut food, and the phony "Canadian" angle they play up)
-Cars (IDGAF what I drive, I don't care what anyone else drives, if it can play my music and get me from A to B I'm sold)
-NFL football (Way too hit and miss for me, I've tried so hard to like it but I just can't)
-Country Music (No explanation needed)
-The phony country atmosphere of this city (we live in a city of well over 1,000,000 people, we're not cowboys and country folk)
-Superhero movies (way too many of them, the first ones in a series usually aren't too bad but they become terrible money grabs after that)
-Leonardo DiCaprio (I think every movie I've seen of his were absolutely terrible, he has a man-bun, and he vapes)
-Family Guy (Other than Peter I don't think there's a single funny character on that show, Stewie is awful, and the show overall is pretty poorly written)
-The Gym (give me a home workout and an old fashioned run and let me save my money and not have to share sweaty used equipment with a bunch of meatheads)
-Stand Up Comedy (just not my thing)
-Those Bad Lip Reading Videos (again, just not my thing, I don't see the comedic appeal)
-The Beach (no, I don't want to get a sunburn, lay around for hours, get saltwater in my mouth, and get sand down my pants and in my house and car, there's better ways to enjoy the weather and outdoors)
-Pocket Dawgs (literally taste the exact same as a hotdog to me expect there's a longer line and more expensive)
-Chocolate (ew)
-Pastries (double ew)
-Pasta (triple ew)
-Flat brimmed hats (put a curve in your hat, you look like a doofus, especially if you're over 15 years old)
-Rap music (I'm sorry, I just don't relate to songs about growing up in the ghettos of Los Angeles or New York, I do, however, think there are lots of talented rappers, I just don't relate to most of it)
-PC Gaming (I don't care at all about frame rate, processing speed, or whatever else that mumbo jumbo is, it's all irrelevant to me, give me a console where I don't have to worry about if I can run the game or not)
-World Juniors (nothing but a product of the TSN hype machine, do not care one little bit about it)
-Christmas (Yay, spending money to give things to people that don't need anything, and probably don't want whatever I'm giving them, and now I get to listen to terrible music non-stop and watch annoying ads)
-Netflix (talk about a bunch of mediocre crap, even the American one isn't all it's cracked up to be)
-Nightclubs (nothing better than overpriced drinks from bartenders who expect you to tip graciously, and then going out to party with a bunch of 18 year old's who seemingly just discovered alcohol for the first time)
-Sleeping (I'd rather be awake doing something with myself)
-Raymond (The title suggests everybody loves him but I thought that show sucked)
-UFC (Stupid sport with annoying athletes and annoying fans)
And all you Beatles haters need to give your heads a shake!
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