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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
They should just destroy some of the super weapons from the EU, and use those.
Lets see. How about
The Galaxy Gun
A large sex toy built by the re-encarnation of Palpatine that could fire hyperspace canon shells across the galaxy in minutes that would destroy planets.
Destroying planets not enough for you, how about this beauty the shiny Sun Crusher
This little beauty has it all, its a single man fighter that fires a resonance torpedo into the heart of a sun causing a chain reaction that would destroy an entire solar system. Coated in a crystalline armor it was completely invulnerable to anything.
For the more environmentally friendly despots out there, here comes the World Devestator. These toaster shaped beauties would eat planets on one side and poop out fighters on the other, recycle whole planets, thrill your kids with their own star fighters.
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My personal favorites:
Creepiest Looking
Transforms into a giant robot voiced by Orson Welles
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