I hope everyone is ready for the big show tonight. You'll all be sorry you left Jessica Smith to almost the very end! I see the episode unfolding like this:
Jessica continues to act "foolish" as an intelligent disguise to her true intellect and cunning- all in a master plan to unveil her true wisdom and genius at Tribal Council. As the other tribe members wander off and scribble their lame little pencil votes- like a bunch of sheep all voting for Jessica Smith- Jessica will begin strapping on her roller skates and lighting a hoola hoop with the flame of her personal tiki torch set behind her. Immediately at that moment Flica Flame will be borne and she will bolt into the jungle only to return moments later with the two chickens she "accidentally" let go in the previous episode.
Other contestants will begin ****ting their pants at how awesome FF is and begin to doubt themselves. Probst will likely decide to vote off the person with the next highest votes and everybody will agree wholeheartedly. Flica Flame will extinguish her hoola hoop, remove her rollerskates and promise to snap a large tree in half with her bare hands in order to provide shelter for what she calls "the remainders".
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I don't even know. Don't ask. Hope she does well though. I've done a lot of bragging on here about somebody I haven't a clue about. Except the flaming hoola hoops. Oh and she rollerskates. Ohhhh and she's white.
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