LOL, Apparently I'm a little kid because I enjoy milk from time to time.
Is juice okay? That seems pretty childish, at least as childish as milk anyway. Probably should drop that too. Dammit, I like a little OJ in the morning sometimes. I guess it's nothing but bourbon and coffee for this manly man from now on, I'd hate to go against weird societal rules that were just invented today.
I'm not understanding how milk alone could make someone fat though, that is legitimately confusing me. Maybe it's one of those things where buddy is a lazy, festering slob who never gets any exercise and eats fatty sugary crap all day and night? Nah, I'm sure it's just the milk.