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Originally Posted by troutman
I'm also thinking of cancelling voicemail. I can see that you called. No need to leave a message.
#getoffmylawn
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This x1000
text or email me if it's important. I don't want to have to delete your voicemail.
Also I always answer the door. But I live in a small town. Usually if the door bell rings or there's a knock on the door it's my father or brother.
Last two times it wasn't a relative it was kids doing a bottle drive, and two girls who were collecting for something (I don't recall because one of them had a guitar and started serenading me).
I also don't mind the religious people coming. Last time the Mormon's came I invited them in (my wife was NOT happy), on the island in the kitchen which is right there when you come in was about 16 different micro-brew beers, and my first words were "it's cold outside, did you guys want a cofffffffffffff-ughgghghhh something to drink?"
They asked what I knew about Mormonism, and I think they realized they weren't converting me as I asked them about Brigham Young while sipping my coffee. Nice guys, they never came back.
Then again, I like telemarketers. They're fun to chat with and explain why what their offering is of no use to me.
Oh and the scammers are the best.
I'm weird.
Open the door, you'll get good stories.