[CaptainCrunch]

Personally I think a great business idea for powerball players is to provide a service where you can disappear a person for as long as they want.

I've read some horiffying stories about how destructive winning the lotto can be to a person and their relationships with other people.

Of course the first thing that seems to happen when you win is that your family members jump on the phone with cries for money, or with "investment ideas".

Then every con man with a link to google, tries to sucker you.

You suddenly have wealth and start spending it like crazy, and then wake up the next morning and its gone.

Personally, for 10% of your winnings, disguise your face expertly during the winners press conference.

On the same day that you pick up the check, provide you with a new identity and get you out of the country. Arrange transportation for a select few on the trusted list, don't tell me to bring your spuse, I advise against it..

Give you a 3 day finance course for the newly wealthy and the pitfalls that winners always seem to hit.

Provide you with a legal advisor to act in your place and tell everyone that needs a loan who has a great investment idea or a dream to piss off so you don't have to be the bad guy.

Move you to a temporary home in the country of your choice, make sure that you have security to pound on the Paparazzi.