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HotHotHeat · 01-11-2016, 05:15 PM

How to build a NHL arena, according to Ken King and the NHL:

1. For ten years, drop hints that a new building is in the planning stages and it will be so amazing Jesus will appear at the home opener.

2. Release a plan asking for free land (only once the toxic chemicals are removed, cause they can't be bothered) as well as $440 million in public money.
NOTE:Ensure this is timed to coincide with the worst economic conditions in 30+ years.

3. Get a big boss guy to rally the (unemployed) troops at a chamber of commerce event, with vague references to relocation in the distant future if the building is not complete by a date TBD.

4. Smile and hold out your hand, waiting for a handshake.

What a weird way to show your commitment/gratitude to a city that's supported you for 35 years.

01-11-2016, 05:15 PM	#25
HotHotHeat Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Victoria, BC Exp:	How to build a NHL arena, according to Ken King and the NHL: 1. For ten years, drop hints that a new building is in the planning stages and it will be so amazing Jesus will appear at the home opener. 2. Release a plan asking for free land (only once the toxic chemicals are removed, cause they can't be bothered) as well as $440 million in public money. NOTE:Ensure this is timed to coincide with the worst economic conditions in 30+ years. 3. Get a big boss guy to rally the (unemployed) troops at a chamber of commerce event, with vague references to relocation in the distant future if the building is not complete by a date TBD. 4. Smile and hold out your hand, waiting for a handshake. What a weird way to show your commitment/gratitude to a city that's supported you for 35 years. Last edited by HotHotHeat; 01-11-2016 at 05:17 PM.