If I won the powerball, I would totally buy the Oilers and drive them into the ground.
I'd hire the biggest clowns to run them, threaten to move the team if I didn't get an amusement park built after me, totally jack up the ticket prizes, while driving the talent away by ignoring their medical problems and hiring the biggest boobs I could to coach them.
Oh wait.
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