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CaptainCrunch · 01-04-2016, 02:12 PM

Just to poke fun at how similar Star Wars TFA was to new hope, I created some speculation of the next movie. I've put it in spoiler tags for those that don't want to read it

Spoiler!

Star Wars, The First Order Lashes Out

Opening Crawl

It is the dawn of a new day
With the destruction of Star Killer Base and the retreat of the First Order, the Resistance has decided on some RnR and moved their base of operations to the beach and ocean world of Hermoine.

While the Resistance recharges their batteries, the Sinister First Order has dispatched geological survey droids to try to find the Resistance Base which could spell the end of the hopes of freedom and goodness in the galaxy.

Meanwhile Rey has disapeared and the evil Kylo Ren finihes his training with Supreme Commander Snoke.

Our opening scene sees a First Order Star Destroyer literally crapping out thousands of ball shaped droids. One of them streaks through the atmosphere and crashes on a beach on the planet Hermoine.

We zoom in and see a figure in a speedo riding a purpoise, Its Finn, he see's a splash and picks up his com link.

"Hey Poe old buddy, I've set the last of the water markers and I'm heading back, but I saw something crash and I'm going to check it out"

Poe responds back.

Ok for brevities sake I'm just going to summerize things

Poe responds back with a smart alecky comment.

Meanwhile we zoom to the hidden fortress of evil and see Snoke and Ren, Ren is wearing his mask which means that he's now a complete bad ass

Snoke - "The time has come Lord Ren, your training in Evviiil is complete. And I Supreme Commander Snoke who used to be Palpatines man servant am now your master"

evil music starts to play as Ren raises from his kneel and gets his instructions to go crush the rebe . . . resistance.

We head back to Hermoine just to see Finn get attacked by a giant Whale Ape combination, he's knocked unconscious.

We zoom out to space and see Rey in a 10 minute training montage with Luke, the most awkward scene is Rey carrying Luke around on her shoulders while receiving wisdom.

We head back to Hermoine in time to see Finn beating up the whale man, and running out of the cove that he was in. Poe finds him and cuts open an octopus and jams fin in it to keep him from shriveling up due to water exposure.

We zoom out to a first order star destroyer and we see officers clustered around pictures from the probe droid of beach umbrellas. Kylo Ren identifies it as a hidden rebel base and General Hux comments that it could be vacationers, but Ren is convinced that its the Resistance and chokes Hux to death and appoints Admiral Comp Eval as the new Commander.

We zoom back to the world where rey is training, Luke forces her to go into a dark well where she encounters Ren and cuts his head off the mask explodes and Ren see's her face. Luke asks her if her mind is like totally blown.

Meanwhile on Hermoine the First Order attacks debuting their new walkers with 5 legs instead of 4 because 5 > 4 plus they're bigger like 12 x bigger.

Poe and Finn take off in speeders and soon learn that their blasters aren't strong enough. So they decide to bring them down with a super weapon called a knee capper that's basically a cable strung between the speeders that take their legs out.

After a losing battle Poe, C3P0 Chewie Finn, and BB-8 escape on Fins ship the Centurian Eagle, since Rey has the Falcon.

They are pursued by Ren and the First Order Star Destroyer and fly into a nebula. Ren states angrily that Nebula's do not concern him, he wants that ship.

Meanwhile Rey has visions of her friends in trouble and decides to leave her training to go and save them. A Ghost of Palpatine pops up and says its a bad idea, then realizes that it will be easier for her to fall to the dark side tells her to "Go for it Girl" Luke disprove and states that she's could possibly be their last hope. Anakin Skywalkers ghost pops up and says, yeah there can't be any more out there can there, I mean that would be completely implausible.

Meanwhile Poe and Finn and part realize their hyperdrive has broken along with everything else and crash on the Casino World of New Las Hutta.

There they meet Lando Calrission the doorman to the establishment. Here we get the big reveal that Lando is Finn's father, Finn asks him how many illegitimate children are there.

At that moment Lando snaps and betrays them to Ren who tortures them.

Rey arrives just as Poe is um frozen in a block of ice and given to Captain Phasma who still smells like garbage and has a rotten banana stuck to her helmet. Finn manages to escape thanks to his dad but can't save Poe who is hauled away in Phasma's star ship the Indentured Servant.

Meanwhile Rey confronts her destiny and fights Ren in a massive sabre duel and they both totally cut lose. At one point they have an etch a sketch battle using just the force. Ren reveals that he and Rey were boyfriend and girlfriend at the Jedi Academy and he went bad when Snoke said that Rey was cheating on him.

Rey screams out that that was impossible and kicks Ren in the junk and flees. She catches a ride on Fins ship the centurian Eagle.

Ren returns to his star destroyer and commands the capture of our hero, but somehow in this mess BB-8 has not only disable the tractor beams but the showers on levels 10 to 20, the new Supreme Admiral Comp Eval is not pleased but Ren doesn't kill him.

Ren reaches out to Snoke and asks what his next move is. Ren is to capture Rey and bring her before Snoke so he can complete her evil training.

the movie ends as Fin wearing Poe's clothing readies the Eagle to take off so he can rescue his buddy.

We go to the Resistance ship where Rey hugs Princess Leia who has a knowing look in her eye.

The end

01-04-2016, 02:12 PM	#830
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Just to poke fun at how similar Star Wars TFA was to new hope, I created some speculation of the next movie. I've put it in spoiler tags for those that don't want to read it Spoiler! Star Wars, The First Order Lashes Out Opening Crawl It is the dawn of a new day With the destruction of Star Killer Base and the retreat of the First Order, the Resistance has decided on some RnR and moved their base of operations to the beach and ocean world of Hermoine. While the Resistance recharges their batteries, the Sinister First Order has dispatched geological survey droids to try to find the Resistance Base which could spell the end of the hopes of freedom and goodness in the galaxy. Meanwhile Rey has disapeared and the evil Kylo Ren finihes his training with Supreme Commander Snoke. Our opening scene sees a First Order Star Destroyer literally crapping out thousands of ball shaped droids. One of them streaks through the atmosphere and crashes on a beach on the planet Hermoine. We zoom in and see a figure in a speedo riding a purpoise, Its Finn, he see's a splash and picks up his com link. "Hey Poe old buddy, I've set the last of the water markers and I'm heading back, but I saw something crash and I'm going to check it out" Poe responds back. Ok for brevities sake I'm just going to summerize things Poe responds back with a smart alecky comment. Meanwhile we zoom to the hidden fortress of evil and see Snoke and Ren, Ren is wearing his mask which means that he's now a complete bad ass Snoke - "The time has come Lord Ren, your training in Evviiil is complete. And I Supreme Commander Snoke who used to be Palpatines man servant am now your master" evil music starts to play as Ren raises from his kneel and gets his instructions to go crush the rebe . . . resistance. We head back to Hermoine just to see Finn get attacked by a giant Whale Ape combination, he's knocked unconscious. We zoom out to space and see Rey in a 10 minute training montage with Luke, the most awkward scene is Rey carrying Luke around on her shoulders while receiving wisdom. We head back to Hermoine in time to see Finn beating up the whale man, and running out of the cove that he was in. Poe finds him and cuts open an octopus and jams fin in it to keep him from shriveling up due to water exposure. We zoom out to a first order star destroyer and we see officers clustered around pictures from the probe droid of beach umbrellas. Kylo Ren identifies it as a hidden rebel base and General Hux comments that it could be vacationers, but Ren is convinced that its the Resistance and chokes Hux to death and appoints Admiral Comp Eval as the new Commander. We zoom back to the world where rey is training, Luke forces her to go into a dark well where she encounters Ren and cuts his head off the mask explodes and Ren see's her face. Luke asks her if her mind is like totally blown. Meanwhile on Hermoine the First Order attacks debuting their new walkers with 5 legs instead of 4 because 5 > 4 plus they're bigger like 12 x bigger. Poe and Finn take off in speeders and soon learn that their blasters aren't strong enough. So they decide to bring them down with a super weapon called a knee capper that's basically a cable strung between the speeders that take their legs out. After a losing battle Poe, C3P0 Chewie Finn, and BB-8 escape on Fins ship the Centurian Eagle, since Rey has the Falcon. They are pursued by Ren and the First Order Star Destroyer and fly into a nebula. Ren states angrily that Nebula's do not concern him, he wants that ship. Meanwhile Rey has visions of her friends in trouble and decides to leave her training to go and save them. A Ghost of Palpatine pops up and says its a bad idea, then realizes that it will be easier for her to fall to the dark side tells her to "Go for it Girl" Luke disprove and states that she's could possibly be their last hope. Anakin Skywalkers ghost pops up and says, yeah there can't be any more out there can there, I mean that would be completely implausible. Meanwhile Poe and Finn and part realize their hyperdrive has broken along with everything else and crash on the Casino World of New Las Hutta. There they meet Lando Calrission the doorman to the establishment. Here we get the big reveal that Lando is Finn's father, Finn asks him how many illegitimate children are there. At that moment Lando snaps and betrays them to Ren who tortures them. Rey arrives just as Poe is um frozen in a block of ice and given to Captain Phasma who still smells like garbage and has a rotten banana stuck to her helmet. Finn manages to escape thanks to his dad but can't save Poe who is hauled away in Phasma's star ship the Indentured Servant. Meanwhile Rey confronts her destiny and fights Ren in a massive sabre duel and they both totally cut lose. At one point they have an etch a sketch battle using just the force. Ren reveals that he and Rey were boyfriend and girlfriend at the Jedi Academy and he went bad when Snoke said that Rey was cheating on him. Rey screams out that that was impossible and kicks Ren in the junk and flees. She catches a ride on Fins ship the centurian Eagle. Ren returns to his star destroyer and commands the capture of our hero, but somehow in this mess BB-8 has not only disable the tractor beams but the showers on levels 10 to 20, the new Supreme Admiral Comp Eval is not pleased but Ren doesn't kill him. Ren reaches out to Snoke and asks what his next move is. Ren is to capture Rey and bring her before Snoke so he can complete her evil training. the movie ends as Fin wearing Poe's clothing readies the Eagle to take off so he can rescue his buddy. We go to the Resistance ship where Rey hugs Princess Leia who has a knowing look in her eye. The end __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Last edited by CaptainCrunch; 01-04-2016 at 02:17 PM.