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Moody Pregame

I'd rather watch the six slave-Leia pillow fighting than our power play.

Predicting a loss here. Go Jets Go. Cheer for a victory, but no angst over a loss. Just go do your things and play for next year, gents.

Can always count on Conflicted to lighten the mood with a great GDT!

I've got one foot on the tank. Finding it harder and harder to care.

Love the Jets, but at this point I'd rather us lose. It sucks to say, but more likely something will happen if we keep losing...and if not, a high draft pick.

Why can't we win and still get all these things =(

A PP worse than ours? Wow.

The Insider

I hope they blow us out and I can yell at Chevy in person

Enstrom tips it in

Of course.

First GA?

/takes another sip

Damnit Jets, I gotta work tomorrow.

Put Enstrom in front of their net on our powerplay.... WoW !!!!

Colborne tips it in

Crazy how that had a player in front of the net eh?

Nice deflected goal into the Jets net and it ain't one of our D men!

Poor Hutch.

And I was just gonna say that Myers decision making seems weird tonight. Not a good job tying his guy up.

Sage Advice

Net ? Whats that ?

Po'Mo' overheard at next practice at Iceplex...

"This is a net"


"It would be really cool if we were able to hit the net"... Maurice says.

Jets players... "Ya boss... Ya... Ya... hit da net... Ya..." "He said cool... hehe...he...hehe... "

The Parade

You know, if this team could stay out of the ****ing penalty box, they might be doing a **** of a lot better than they are.

Jus' sayin'.

Enstrom could have been called for slashing about 5 times in the last few minutes.

lol, penalties.

So predictably sad.

Now THAT was a Stuuuuupid penalty.

Oh FFS... Stop saying unfortunte Hnidy.

They put themselves on the PK again.

They don't deserve any pity, the scrubs.

Back to the box

this team just can't help itself

Wow, back to the useless penalty team.

They obviously want to retain their dumbass penalty award.

Intentional tanking?

Brodie holds it in at the goal line

**** off Brodie

I don't even know what to say if that really didn't go in.

**** this team has zero luck right now, damn!!

Turns on game.

Sees score.

turns off game.

*arrives late*

Wonder how the Jets game is going.

*reads thread*

I see. Well, enjoy your holiday, fellas.

Merry Christmas from Johnny

Gaudreau has some hands.

Johnny Gaudreau is everything I wish Petan could evolve into. What a player.

Why even bother pulling the goalie lol, talk about an insta-goal. And the 10 year old completes the hat-trick.

Just hand him that hat trick why don't ya.

Gaudreau the next Patrick Kane!

Too bad the Jets don't have a young talent like that!

Oh look, another hat-trick for Gaudreau.


Their one and only good player is sure carrying them.

Lil Johnny gets a hat trick and Arizona wins.

Gaudreau abused that wiener Scheifele on the second goal.

**** johny gaudreau is ****ing awesome

I wonder how many idiot GMs passed him during the draft

Literally all of them