[undercoverbrother]

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30500372

I scored Namibia

If you drank like this every week, in a year you would consume:

beer 312 pints
wine 104 glasses of wine
spirits 0 shots

Based on these proportions and quantities:
You drink like you're from Namibia, which is the 33rd heaviest-drinking country in the world.

I feel I can step my game up over the next week.