I'd be more than happy to take the position, here are some campaign slogans:
"I've never spent more than 2 week in Alberta"
"Let's get into debt, and run deficits like a REAL province"
"Who needs Oil, lets invest in pumpkins, I have a feeling their sales are gonna peak around January!"
"Will spend entire surplus bribing Gary Bettman for the Stanley Cup" (hey I have to have atleast one promise I'm gonna keep)
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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