Man so many things wrong with this. How can you mistake pump and bomb? They are not even close. Also even if you look at it how can you think that it is a bomb. I have seen them, never used one......I swear

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And last who is just going to go up to a security guard and go "Psst.....guess what I got in my bag, yea a bomb. Is'nt that awsome." Then again who goes "Psst.....guess what I got in my bag, yea a penis pump. Is'nt that awsome."