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Originally Posted by blankall
He's surrounded by all sides...except the one with the dumpster that he can slide under.
Also, most of those zombies can't get to him, because other zombies are in the way. At most 5-10 can actually reach him with their teeth, and they're all heavily distracted by the Nicholas buffet.
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Ok, I'm going to nerd out one last time here...
That side of the Dumpster brand dumpster is near his feet, AND he's laying on his back. It's not easily accessible. It's not by his head, and he's not ready to bust into crawl mode. He'd have to turn around and flip over, and then move underneath, all while getting mobbed. You don't think the zombies are going to notice that? He can't 'sneak' away. He needs to spin or flip and then crawl back the way he came. Probably about 7 feet including the spin around just to get his head underneath, and another few feet before they could stop grasping or biting at exposed limps. You don't think 5-10 zombies standing above you an in your way aren't going to get even one bite on you? He's in a prone position and there's no quick route to the underside of the Dumpster brand dumpster.
Oh! Plus this whole guts theory is wrong anyway too! He's not covered in zombie guts. He's covered in fresh yummy healthy blood!. That's fresh blood being spilt on him, you know, the kind that drives zombies crazy.
Dude it's bad writing just to tease some suspense. At least the way they showed it going down. But I'm going to leave it at that, cause I'm embarrassing myself now, lol.
