The water bottle part of each review is my favorite. Never in my life have I seen such reverence for the offering of a water bottle. I feel like I should put a case of water in my trunk and offer it to everyone I come in contact with and then revel in the positive reviews. All hail the bottles of water!!
The only water we receive from those damn cabbies is the slush from the bottom of their boots during snow melts when they literally kick you out the door, while screaming foreign obscenities and smelling like cultural foods they eat!