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Originally Posted by Locke
Oh yeah! You want to see a 'Creationeer' or whatever they're called? They've got nothing on me!
The next Star Wars super-villain is going to be the Emperor's Evil Accountant!
Emperor: "We must crush the rebels!"
Me: "I'm sorry, that would just devastate our Q3 Financials, we can afford...hmmm...maybe a medium velocity bitch-slap?
Oh! And the Super Star-Destroyer is down for the moment, I got a killer deal on the Turbo-Laser emplacements, those sales are really going to save our ass after that weak Q1."
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Funny story, but I think it was in the Jedi Academy trilogy that the Solo brats got lost in the underworld on Coruscant and ran into a group of accountants that had made a entry mistake and feared Palpatine's wrath so much that they fled into hiding and founded their own civilization.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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