Thread: Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens Anticipation Thread *NO SPOILERS*
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Old 10-27-2015, 05:41 PM   #1805
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Originally Posted by Galakanokis View Post
I think this is just for California. Finance jobs for Disney.
Oh yeah! You want to see a 'Creationeer' or whatever they're called? They've got nothing on me!

The next Star Wars super-villain is going to be the Emperor's Evil Accountant!

Emperor: "We must crush the rebels!"

Me: "I'm sorry, that would just devastate our Q3 Financials, we can afford...hmmm...maybe a medium velocity bitch-slap?

Oh! And the Super Star-Destroyer is down for the moment, I got a killer deal on the Turbo-Laser emplacements, those sales are really going to save our ass after that weak Q1."
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