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Originally Posted by getbak
Yeah, I think the only reason worse than "I wanted you to look like me" is "that's how your mother likes them".
Eww.
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That's hilarious.
What's just as bad is how the mom has to debate their own newborn son's future sexual performance when the kid is less than a year old, and his dick is the size of a raisin.
"Well do Honey you want the girl to feel more rub, or do you want Haydyn to last longer when she's riding him reverse cowgirl?"
"No, I think smegma concerns come first. Oh, and he just spat up on your shoulder"