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Originally Posted by Titan
These stupid stories always remind me of the joke of the guy in the flood.
Police come and tell him to evacuate, he says No God will provide
Water gets higher, military comes to evacuate, he says No God will provide
Water gets higher, he is on his roof a guy in a boat comes by to evacuate, he says No God will provide.
Water gets to to of chimney, helicopter comes to save him, he says No God will provide
Guy drowns. Gets to heaven and is pissed. Asks God WTF! Gods says, I sent you a cop, an army guy, a boat and a helicopter, sometimes you gotta help yourself!!
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This is actually a really really good analogy. I will defend the vast majority of peoples rights to belong to whatever church they want but so many people pray for a solution when it's already right there for the taking. Who knows, maybe it is divine intervention, but damn some people are just not smart.
Bring a rattlesnake to church.... wtf is that going to do besides kill someone? It's amazing how dumb religion can make some people while others can manage it just fine. Something about it makes certain people lose their grasp on reality. If there is a God he or she must be sitting there thinking wtf man... a snake in church? You're on your own on this one.