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Following Stephen Harper's emotional concession speech Monday night, hundreds of Conservative Party supporters claimed to have seen a massive blue object launching from Harper's home base of Calgary Heritage.

Many witnesses believe that the object was the personal spaceship of the former Prime Minister and that he had boarded the craft to return to his home planet following his loss to Justin Trudeau. Still other witnesses claimed they could make out the familiar "Canada's Economic Action Plan" logo emblazoned along the hull of the ship as it disappeared into the night sky.

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