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Originally Posted by squiggs96
When you walk in, there is a personalized red carpet that is only used by you, and is washed after each time you leave. An artist will paint you during your first visit, and this picture will be hanging on the walls during subsequent visits. We know your time is valuable, mostly because some inconsiderate jerk is using the wand car wash in front of you, so we ensure your Gaudreaus will be delivered directly to your top shelf upon entering.
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Pfft. I can't be expected to use the same carpet more than once.