[Francis's Hairpiece]

Despite it being the unpopular choice, we had our son circumcised. We went to a Doctor that used the mogen clamp.

He didn't cry. He didn't even flinch. He cried for literally ten seconds when he peed for the first day, and then it wasn't an issue at all. It's not as big a deal as what everyone tries to make it.

I firmly believe that it's only hard for the parents. And if you do decide to have it done, ensure you have one of the newer techniques to help avoid any potential issues.

Also, if anyone tries to give you grief about your decision, calmly suggest they kiss the fattest part of your posterior, and tell them to mind their own ####ing business. It's your kid; its your choice. End of story.