I will aim for once a week. No less, possibly more.

Wait...
I mean...
I am coming out of retirement.
Umm...

I'm putting you guys down on the emergency contact form under "enablers".
Coles notes:
Max 4 players from a team.
Stay under salary cap.
- Choose 2 players of the following positions playing that night: LW/RW/C/D
- Grab a goalie
Stat watch, swear at players under performing for you, or just check at the end of the night to see the pool result.
TLDR; it's like bingo, but you create your own bingo sheet based on site rules.