Referencing Jagr's hair as a mullet is an insult to the Jagr mop. This is not some Edmontonian dystopian doo forced upon a large portion of the culture due to lack of access to proper education and basic hygiene services.
This is a choice to have the greatest flow ever seen by human kind. It deserves it's own name and not to be compared with the filth of the "mullet"
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