[Locke]

In all honestly though, its all about getting out and doing things and putting yourself out there.

Its like the old joke about trying to win the lottery without buying a ticket, you're not going to meet people in your living room, and if you are meeting people in your living room then you should probably do something about that because they are likely burgling you.

I met my wife while I was doing volunteer work.

Go for drinks after work with whoever is going, join a team, volunteer, the internet is okay too, it broadens your general pool of people who understand that you exist.

Impersonating a UPS guy isnt for everyone.

And if you're extra cynical, wear a wedding ring, wow does that ever work. Everyone knows that the best relationships are constructed upon a concrete foundation of lies.