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kermitology · 08-30-2006, 02:53 PM

Alright.. it's at my ankles, maybe if I walk a little further and pray really hard I'll start walking on top.. Okay, up to the knees now, damn, why isn't this working? PRAY!! ****, I'm waist deep.. this isn't working. I can't turn back though, my congregation would think I was full of ****. Up to my neck now.. Man, how come I keep floating a little bit? Better put some sand in my pockets! *bubble bubble bubble bubble!!*

(thinks.. God? What is worse, looking like a fool, or dying of my own stupidity? God? Hey! Oh shi....)

08-30-2006, 02:53 PM	#11
kermitology It's not easy being green! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island Exp:	Alright.. it's at my ankles, maybe if I walk a little further and pray really hard I'll start walking on top.. Okay, up to the knees now, damn, why isn't this working? PRAY!! **, I'm waist deep.. this isn't working. I can't turn back though, my congregation would think I was full of *. Up to my neck now.. Man, how come I keep floating a little bit? Better put some sand in my pockets! bubble bubble bubble bubble!!* (thinks.. God? What is worse, looking like a fool, or dying of my own stupidity? God? Hey! Oh shi....) __________________ Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?