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Antithesis · 09-07-2015, 09:36 AM

Toronto Blue Jays (78-58, conquering Kings of the universe) vs. Boston Red Sox Sux (64-72, the Canucks of MLB)

Probable Starters:

Monday @11:30 Mountain Time: TOR: Mark Buehrle, 14-6, 3.53 ERA; BOS: Rick Porcello, 6-12, 5.21 ERA
Tuesday @5:00 Mountain Time: TOR: R.A. Dickey, 10-10, 4.09 ERA; BOS: Henry Owens, 2-2, 5.87 ERA
Wednesday @5:00 Mountain Time: TOR: Drew Hutchison, 13-3, 5.07 ERA; BOS: Joe Kelly, 9-6, 4.84 ERA

I hate the Red Sox so much. Their fans are the worst. Their players are the worst. I know calling them the Canucks of MLB isn't quite right but, man. The Red Sox are the worst. I hope that the Jays just beat the tar out of them this weekend because they're the worst but also as punishment for rolling over completely to the Yankees recently.

Looking forward to watching the Jays RH power hitters hit over the Green Monster ... with the way they've been hitting there might be some gaudy numbers and that's cool with me.

If you're into this sort of thing, FanGraphs continues to list the Jays' odds of winning the AL East at about 70%. They have the odds of them being in the playoffs at 99.9% which is terrific and exciting and ... I don't really want them to win a Wild Card spot. Amazing how picky about that I have become after two decades, but there it is.

Stats Time!

Over his career, current Red Sox hitters have the following stats vs. Mark Buehrle: 196 AB, 58 H, 5 HR, 26 K, 0.296 AVG, 0.330 OBP, 0.490 SLG, 0.820 OPS
Over his career, current Red Sox hitters have the following stats vs. R.A. Dickey: 223 AB, 60 H, 7 HR, 40 K, 0.269 AVG, 0.309 OBP, 0.444 SLG, 0.753 OPS
Over his career, current Red Sox hitters have the following stats vs. Drew Hutchison: 95 AB, 33 H, 3 HR, 14 K, 0.347 AVG, 0.402 OBP, 0.516 SLG, 0.918 OPS

Over their careers, current Blue Jays hitters have the following stats vs. Rick Porcello: 173 AB, 53 H, 6 HR, 25 K, 0.306 AVG, 0.358 OBP, 0.491 SLG, 0.850 OPS
Over their careers, current Blue Jays hitters have the following stats vs. Henry Owens: NO AVAILABLE STATISTICS
Over their careers, current Blue Jays hitters have the following stats vs. Joe Kelly: 83 AB, 22 H, 4 HR, 18 K, 0.265 AVG, 0.386 OBP, 0.470 SLG, 0.856 OPS

OK!

BLUE JAYS!

LETS!

PLAY!

BALL!

09-07-2015, 09:36 AM	#1
Antithesis Disenfranchised Join Date: May 2005 Exp:	Sept. 7-9: Blue Jays vs. Red Sox Series Thread Toronto Blue Jays (78-58, conquering Kings of the universe) vs. Boston Red Sox Sux (64-72, the Canucks of MLB) Probable Starters: Monday @11:30 Mountain Time: TOR: Mark Buehrle, 14-6, 3.53 ERA; BOS: Rick Porcello, 6-12, 5.21 ERA Tuesday @5:00 Mountain Time: TOR: R.A. Dickey, 10-10, 4.09 ERA; BOS: Henry Owens, 2-2, 5.87 ERA Wednesday @5:00 Mountain Time: TOR: Drew Hutchison, 13-3, 5.07 ERA; BOS: Joe Kelly, 9-6, 4.84 ERA I hate the Red Sox so much. Their fans are the worst. Their players are the worst. I know calling them the Canucks of MLB isn't quite right but, man. The Red Sox are the worst. I hope that the Jays just beat the tar out of them this weekend because they're the worst but also as punishment for rolling over completely to the Yankees recently. Looking forward to watching the Jays RH power hitters hit over the Green Monster ... with the way they've been hitting there might be some gaudy numbers and that's cool with me. If you're into this sort of thing, FanGraphs continues to list the Jays' odds of winning the AL East at about 70%. They have the odds of them being in the playoffs at 99.9% which is terrific and exciting and ... I don't really want them to win a Wild Card spot. Amazing how picky about that I have become after two decades, but there it is. Stats Time! Over his career, current Red Sox hitters have the following stats vs. Mark Buehrle: 196 AB, 58 H, 5 HR, 26 K, 0.296 AVG, 0.330 OBP, 0.490 SLG, 0.820 OPS Over his career, current Red Sox hitters have the following stats vs. R.A. Dickey: 223 AB, 60 H, 7 HR, 40 K, 0.269 AVG, 0.309 OBP, 0.444 SLG, 0.753 OPS Over his career, current Red Sox hitters have the following stats vs. Drew Hutchison: 95 AB, 33 H, 3 HR, 14 K, 0.347 AVG, 0.402 OBP, 0.516 SLG, 0.918 OPS Over their careers, current Blue Jays hitters have the following stats vs. Rick Porcello: 173 AB, 53 H, 6 HR, 25 K, 0.306 AVG, 0.358 OBP, 0.491 SLG, 0.850 OPS Over their careers, current Blue Jays hitters have the following stats vs. Henry Owens: NO AVAILABLE STATISTICS Over their careers, current Blue Jays hitters have the following stats vs. Joe Kelly: 83 AB, 22 H, 4 HR, 18 K, 0.265 AVG, 0.386 OBP, 0.470 SLG, 0.856 OPS OK! BLUE JAYS! LETS! PLAY! BALL!