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Old 08-26-2015, 07:18 AM   #91
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Done a couple of these myself and the best joke I pulled was on the bride/groom.

It is all about set up and timing. Nearing the end of the night after all speeches were done I took to the mic and started to give my heartfelt thanks and congrats to the couple. Then I turned to the crowd and stated that ______ and _______ have given me the honor of letting you know that they are expecting...

(Stunned silence and a few gasps from crowd as I "flipped my page notes"

You to have a good time tonight, so please do not drink and drive!

The look on the brides face was priceless. Joke went over great and was a good send off for the party.
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So i was the emcee last year for my buddies wedding and the best joke of the night came at the beginning.

As I welcomed everyone I went into "And (bride) and (groom) just gave me some big news. They wanted to let everyone know that they are expecting....(then a long pause...the longer the better)...everyone to have a great time tonight".

The look on the brides face and the laughter that came out of her dad made the rest of the time just fly by.


Truly is awesome to see the brides face!
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