"So why is a single man always thinner than a married man?"
"A single man comes home from work, goes to the fridge, takes a look... and goes to bed".
"A married man comes home from work, takes a look at what's in the bed... and goes to the fridge".
Or just:
"You two are great but no one will want to hang out with you once you pop out some screechers."
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Would HAVE, Could HAVE, Should HAVE = correct
Would of, could of, should of = you are an illiterate moron.
Last edited by vanisleflamesfan; 08-20-2015 at 03:31 AM.
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