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Old 08-18-2015, 05:58 PM   #1592
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by karl262 View Post
I take the service department approach. Each day, I book my chevy malibu in for an oil change. The service shuttle drops me off and then picks me up at the office. They say I have the cleanest oil they've ever seen and I'm damn proud of that fact.
Scary thing is, an oil change really isn't much more expensive than day parking downtown.

Reminds me of the story about the millionaire who took out a tiny bank loan, leaving his Mercedes with the bank as collateral. He then went on vacation, and after his vacation he came back and repaid the loan. The interest was cheaper than paying to park his Mercedes while he was away.
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