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Originally Posted by Zarley
^ Exactly. It's a dumb act by a drunk or high guy. But generally harmless and certainly not assault - and certainly not newsworthy.
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This is now just mind numbing. Best of luck grabbing your next handful of ass.
The other question here is what if our CBC reporter was a secret Rhonda Rousey and she slapped the lips off the guy. It would be nice to have a reasonable defense (self defense during the commission of a crime) when she goes to court to answer for his orthodontic bill.
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Yes, you're right. The law is black and white. What was I thinking.
There's a big difference between throat fataing somebody with your tongue and pecking a girl on the cheek. They're both technically a kiss, but one is sexual and the other is the thing I do to my grandma.
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Awesome. Find me something in our legal documentation to support that and we're gold. Unsolicited cheek kissing is back on.