[CaptainCrunch]

I was hoping for a team of Jim Ross, Jessie Venture on color, and mean gene Okerlund as the host.

Jim Ross - "Connor MacDavid carries the puck over the blueline and he's crushed by Mark Giordano in the coner. My god, somebody stop the hockey game, he's broken in half, This man's got a family"

Ventura - "That's right Jim Ross, Gio did what everyone should do when they play a cheater like Conner MacDavid, pummel him and let someone else collect the body parts"

Ross - "My god Ventura its 12-0 for the Flames at the end of the first period, now over to Mean Gene for a special interview"

Mean Gene - "This is Mean Gene with my special guest Calgary Flames defenseman Dereyk Engellend"

Engellend steps into the shot with Brad Treliving standing behind him wearing sun glasses and a Grand Wizard type Turban"

Engellend - "Woooo, Mean my brother Gene, let me tell you something brother, There we were waiting all year long to play the Oilers, and all we heard was the hype"

Treliving yells - "Hype Brother"

Engellend - "We heard they were big and bad and they were going to put an end to Flamamania. But when we got them on the ice . . . whooo and 19,000 fired up Flamamaniacs started chanting Go Flames Go, and we felt the power of Space Mountain open up and hit the Oilers with the mighty power of the Gods"

Treliving -"gods Brother"

Engellend - "And going into the second period, I gots to ask the Oilers, what ya gonna do when the Red and Black run wild on you"

Treliving - "Whoo Baby"

Mean Gene - "and back to you Jim Ross for the second period"