Dad's do crazy and wonderful and embarrassing things. Share some of your stories, or stories you've read on the internet. For those of you who are dad's what are some things you've done to your kids to embarrass them? If you've done something wonderful for them, don't feel shy about sharing that either

Even just sharing memories of dad's who have passed on is welcome.
I hope one day I become a dad, but until such time, I'll begin the sharing.
If you ever sat in front of the TV as a kid and you blocked his view in our house, all he would say is "Your dad isn't a glass-smith" (In Croatian). In my dad's native language it makes a lot of sense, but it basically means He's not a glass smith, ere go, you aren't made of glass, ere go, GTFO of the way because I can't see the TV through you. Oh immigrant dads!
He absolutely hated it when my mom got cold and she'd turn up the heat. Complain all day long about high heating bill LOL.