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Actor Brett Gelman even left a comment on his Yelp page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Gelman

This is Brett Gelman. Actor/Writer/Comedian. Dr. Walt Palmer, when I was a young neurotic child I was afraid that there was a hell. I'd tug at my mother's shirt and would ask her if this was true, and, if it was, did she think I would be going there. Like all good mothers she told me "no."

As I grew older I came to believe that there was no hell. The world was hell. And the main reason is because of demon ####ing scum like you. You are a parasite that latches itself to the essence of life and sucks it of all its essence. There is not only no excuse for what you've done. There is no excuse for you existence. I hope your business crumbles. I hope you meet a worse fate than Cecil, the beautiful lion that you murdered.

You are jealous of your victims. That is why you kill them. Deep down you know that they are the opposite of you. They are pure. They bring beauty, goodness, and balance to the world. They deserve happiness and respect. The only thing you deserve is pain. You are subhuman scum shat from the devil's filthy #######. Oh wait! Oops! I forgot! I don't believe in the devil. Unfortunately, I believe in you, because, unfortunately, you exist.

I don't believe in hell, but I wish I did, because then I could sleep comfortably tonight knowing that someday (hopefully soon) you would be burning and rotting there. Maybe God would even let Cecil visit hell to bleed you out, skin you, and behead you for eternity. Cecil probably wouldn't do that though, because, unlike you, he would have better #### to do.

Hate,

Brett